Life After Retirement...

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well for example, the other day I was in town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I walked up to him and said, "How about giving a senior citizen a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So, I called him a Terrorist. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus and the car had a "Hillary for President" bumper sticker.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
It's important at my age.