So this guy goes to the doctor for a physical. As soon as he drops his pants the doctor says,
"My word, your penis is bright orange!"
"Yeah, I know, doc, and I dunno what causes it... been like that for months."
The doctor takes a closer examination, shakes his head, and says he has never seen anything like it in his life. Then he starts asking the patient more questions, such as about his sex life ("I ain't got none, sir.") or about diseases ("None that I know of, sir.")
Finally, the doctor asks him about his daily living habits.
"Well, I go to work every day, and on the way home I always rent a video and buy a bag of Cheetos."
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