SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (SHIT)
We are tying to give employees more SHIT than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of SHIT, on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the SHIT list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the SHIT, that you can handle.
Employees who don't take their SHIT will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (DEEP SHIT). Those who fail to take DEEPSHIT seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (EAT SHIT). Since our managers took SHIT before they were promoted, they don't have to do SHIT anymore, and they are full of SHIT already.
If you are full of SHIT, you may be interested in a job, training others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (BULL SHIT) Those who are full of BULL SHIT will get SHIT jobs, and can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (DIP SHIT)
If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (HOT SHIT)
Thank You,
BOSS IN GENERAL
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(BIG SHIT)
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