Just For Thanksgiving!!

It was thanksgiving and people were coming over. Little Johnny's dad was cooking and found he needed a quick trip to convenience store.
Little Johnny saw two ladies bumped into one another in front of them. The one lady looked at the other and slapped her across the face. "You bitch!" yelled the one lady.

Stunned, the lady that was slapped yelled out, "You hag!"

Little Johnny, never heard those words before, turns to his dad. "Dad, what are hags and bitches?"

"Oh, that's just another name for women," replied his dad.

"Oh, okay," said Johnny.

The two make it home and Little Johnny goes to his mom to watch her apply makeup readying for the party. While putting on lipstick, her hand moves and bit and lipstick spreads. "Shit!" she blurted.

"Mom, what's shit?" asked Little Johnny.

"Oh, that's just another name for applying makeup," replied his mother.

Bored, Little Johnny wanders downstairs to find his dad cooking a turkey. As his dad reached into the oven, he burnt his hand. "Fuck!" he yells.

"Dad, what's fuck?" questioned Johnny.

"That's just another word for cooking the turkey."

"Oh, I get it," said Johnny.

All of a sudden, the doorbell rings. "I'll get it!" yells Johnny as he runs to the door. He then opened the door to find a group of old ladies standing outside.

"Hello young man. Are you parents home?" asked the front lady.

"Hello hags and bitches. My mom's upstairs shitting herself and my dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey!"

The old ladies fainted!