Thursday, July 20, 2006

Don't press button 3!

A truck driver after spending a long hot day on the road decides he wants to stop, clean up and catch a little rest before pressing on. As time began to pass the trucker couldn't find a truck stop until he came to a small town in San Francisco and pulls in, once inside he notices that this place is just a bit weird because it is way too Beverly Hills to be a truck stop but he stinks and wants to get a shower.

The driver approaches the desk and is greeted by a freaky looking French guy that explains they have no male rooms available but he could use a female room but he could not press button number 3 under any circumstance and the driver agrees.

Once inside he is fascinated at the room and that everything is automated so he steps in to the stall and presses:
#1 and he is instantly showered and left clean.
#2 and he gets his hair done.
#4 Receives a pedicure.
#5 Receives a manicure
#6 his old clothing is instantly cleaned and pressed.
#7 His shoes are shined.

Well as any one who is presented with temptation knows it was just too hard for him to resist pushing button #3 so he did.

The next morning the man awoke in a hospital and sees the Frenchman from the counter and asked him what the hell happened?

The French man replies they you presses button #3 after you were warned not to.

The man asked him what is button #3 anyways? The Frenchman replied it is an automatic tampon remover!

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