A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glass is so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."
Then Dick Cheney, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his shotgun and shoots the Mexican, and catches his glass. He says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."
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