A rather inebriated street person approached a woman who was walking down the street with her toddler.
“Hey lady,” he yelled, “your kid is about the ugliest kid I have ever seen. My eyes hurt just looking at him.”
He wandered off and the woman started sobbing. Just then a compassionate stranger walked by, looked at her and said “What’s wrong, my dear?”
She was sobbing too much to answer.
“Don’t worry, dry your eyes with this handkerchief,” said the helpful stranger. “And here I have a banana for your pet monkey.”
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