Agnus dies and goes to heaven and is chatting to St Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful blood-curdling screams.
"Don't worry about that," says St Peter, "it's only someone having the holes bored on their shoulder blades for the wings."
Agnus looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more blood-curdling screams. "Oh my God," says Agnus, "now what is happening"?
"Not to worry," says St Peter, "they are just having their head drilled to fit the halo."
"I can't do this," says Agnus, "I'm off down to hell."
"You can't go there," says St Peter, "You'll be raped and sodomized."
"Yes, but I've already got the holes for that!" says Agnus.
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