Friday, September 15, 2006

The Birds and the Bees

A young female teenager runs into the house and asks her mother "Is it true what Mandy just told me? Babies come out the same place that boy's thingies go in?"

"Yes," replied her mother pleased that the embarassing subject had finally come up and she didn't have to explain.

"Oh God! When I have a baby then, will it knock all my teeth out?"

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