A woman walks into a bar late she hops upon a bar stool and says "give me ten Budweisers, open em all up".
The bartender serves here the Budweisers and she chugs them all down non stop. She then passes out and falls on the floor. Since it is closing time and nobody else is in the bar, the bartender shuts of the lights and has his way with her. He then throws her out the back door into the alley.
Next night the same woman comes in and its the same thing, give me ten budweisers, she chugs them all, passes out and falls on the floor. This night there are three of the bartenders buddies still there so they turn out the lights and they all have a go with her. Then they toss her out in the alley.
The third night she again comes in at closing time.
She says "give me 10 Miller Lights".
The bartender says "I thought you drank Budweisers".
She replied "no more Budweisers, they make my pussy hurt in the morning".
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