Friday, September 15, 2006

The Stamp

When George W completed five years of his Presidency, he wanted a special postage stamp issued with his picture on it.

He so instructed Dick Cheney, stressing that it should be of international quality. The stamps were duly released, and George was pleased.

But, within a few days of release, he began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and he became furious. He called Dick and ordered him to investigate the matter.

Dick checked at several post offices and then reported the problem to George.

He said, "There is nothing wrong with the quality of the stamp. The problem is people are spitting on the wrong side."


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