A young woman awaiting admittance to a maternity ward is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth.
"I don't have a husband." she replies.
"Do you have a partner then?" asks the midwife.
"No. I'll be having my baby on my own."
After the birth, the midwife tells the young woman "You have a healthy, bouncing, baby girl, but I must warn you that she is black."
"That's no surpise," replies the new mother. "I was very down on my luck, with no money and nowhere to live, so I accepted a job in a porn film. The lead man was black."
"Oh, I'm very sorry!" says the midwife. "But I must also tell you that the baby has blonde hair."
"That figures," the women replies. "The black actor's co-star was Swedish."
"The baby also has slanted eyes," said the midwife.
"There was a little Chinese man in the movie as well," said the new mother.
At this, the midwife presents the baby to its mother, who immediately gives the baby a slap on the butt.
The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims "Thank God for that!"
"What do you mean?" says the midwife.
"Well," says the mother. "I was worried that she was going to bark."
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