Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Twins?

A very mean and very unattractive woman walks into a Store with her two kids.

The young man at the counter helped her patiently while listening to her obnoxious requests, finally asks "Are they twins"?

The woman says, "No, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why? Do you think they really look alike?"

"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."


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