Sunday, July 23, 2006

Sexual Conquests

In a conversation between friends, Mike, a guy who thought himself to be quite the ladies man, brags to his friends "Hey, you guys remember Sonia? I fucked her!"

All his friends are shocked and his friend Pete even exclaims "I can't believe it!"

Mike continues "And Lorena? I fucked her, too!" Again Pete gasps "I can't believe it!" As Mike announces conquest after conquest, Pete continues to show complete shock.

Finally, irritated, Mike asks Pete, "What is your problem, you don't believe I am getting all these women?" to which Pete responds, "No, I believe you... it's just incredible, between you and your wife, you guys are fucking nearly the whole town!"



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