An alien walks into a bar and sits next to a slightly drunk, but well-dressed gentleman. He starts poking the gentleman in the shoulder with his long, knobby finger.
At first the man is too drunk to notice and he ignores this invasion.
After a while though, he turns his bleary eyes upon the alien and looks him over from the tip of his antenna to the three toes on his foot. His eyes return to the alien’s crotch and he says, “You aliens have no sex organs. How do you have sex?”
The alien still poking him rhythmically just smiles.
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