Eau de Blonde
Two blondes walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Nancy sprays it on her wrist and smells it.
"That's quite nice, don't you think, Kathy?"
Kathy takes a sniff and replies, "That is nice. What's it called?"
"Viens a moi" replies the store clerk.
"Viens a moi? What the heck does that mean?"
The store clerk offers some more help, "Viens a moi, ladies, means 'come to me' in French.
"Nancy takes another sniff, then offers her arm to Kathy again, and remarks,
"That doesn't smell like cum to me. Does that smell like cum to you?"
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