Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Where there's smoke?

One day the local fire house gets a call. The chief sends out his two best men to fight the blaze. A few hours later he still hasn't heard heard from them & hops in his car to go to the scene. When he gets htere, he sees that the fire has ben extinguished, the truck is still there, but no sign of the men. He walks around to the back where he finds the two fire-fighters engaged in anal sex. "what a disgrace!", he exhorts, "How could you, my two best men, get involved in something like this!".

"But chief", the one one top says, "he had smoke inhalation".

"Smoke inhalation!", raged the fire chief, "For that you give mouth to mouth".

"That's how the whole thing started", he replied.


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