A woman spotted her husband in a restaurant dining with a much younger woman. Storming up to the table the wife demands "who is this woman?!"
Her husband calmly replies, "Oh, this is my mistress."
The women loses it. "That's it," she cries, "I'm filing for divorce tomorrow!!"
"Listen," he says, "Remember the pre-nuptials that you signed? if you get a divorce, you will lose the loft, the merc, won't be able to go on the extravagant trips anymore. Why don't you sleep on it?"
The wife scowls and leaves.
A couple weeks later, the husband and wife are dining in the same restaurant, when they see a male friend of theirs with a young woman who isn't his wife.
"Who's that woman with Pete?" hisses the wife.
"That's his mistress," replies the husband.
After a pause, she says "ours is prettier."
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