Excitable Type
Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants in anger.
Sociable Type
Joins pals for a pee whether he wants one or not.
Timid Type
Cannot pee if anyone is watching. Pretends he has peed and sneaks back later.
Noisy Type
Whistles loudly. Peeps over partition to have a look at the other fellow's tool.
Indifferent Type
All urinals being occupied, uses sink.
Clever Type
Pees without holding tool, shows off by adjusting tie at same time.
Vain Type
Undoes 5 buttons to take out tool when 2 would have done.
Absent Minded Type
Opens jacket, takes out his tie and pees in his pants.
Worried Type
Not quite sure what he has been up to lately, makes a furtive but close inspection of his tool while peeing.
Disgrunted Type
Stands for a while, grunts,farts, tries to pee, fails, farts and walks away.
Sneaky Type
Drops silent fart while peeing, sniffs and looks at the bloke next to him.
Sloppy Type
Pees down into his shoe, walks out with his zip open and adjusts his balls 10 mins later.
Learned Type
Reads a book or newspaper while peeing.
Childish Type
Looks at the bottom of the urinal to watch bubbles while peeing.
Strong Type
Bangs tool on the side of the urinal to knock the drops off.
Drunken Type
Pulls out his tool, sees two, puts one back and pees in his trousers.
Embarrased Type
Covers his tool with both hands as he stands there and pees through his fingers.
Cockeyed Type
Stands in one cubical and pees in next.
Scared Type
Those that look at the wall because they are scared to look at what they're holding.
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