Evening Classes For Men And Women

NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN

1. How to fill ice-cube trays. Step by step with slide presentation.
2. Bathroom paper rolls: Do they grow on the holders? Roundtable discussion.
3: Differences between the laundry basket and the floor. Pictures and graphics.
4. The after-dinner dishes and silverware: Can they levitate and fly into kitchen sink?
5. Loss of identity: Losing the remote to your significant other. Help line and support groups.
6. Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open Forum.
7. Health watch: Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health. Graphics and audio tape.
8. Real men ask for directions when lost. Real-life testimonials.
9. Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Driving simulation.
10. Learning to live: Basic differences between mother and wife. On-line class and role-playing.
11. How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
12. How to fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late.


NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR WOMEN

Women think they already know everything, but wait...training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
2. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
3. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
4. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
5. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
6. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
7. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking
8. Communication Skills III: Getting What You Want Without Nagging
9. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
10. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
11. Introduction to Parking
12. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
13. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
14. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
15. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
16. Cooking III: How NOT to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
17. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
18. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
19. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
20. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have Worn