A man walks into a bar and finds Bush and Rumsfeld their beers. He is amazed to find them there asks "Hey aren't you guys the leaders of the free world? What are you doing here in my neighborhood bar?" To which Rumsfeld replies "We like going to out of the way places like this to plan big things like our invasion of Iraq."
"Whoa" says the man, "How is that going to happen?"
"Well," says Rumsfeld, "We plan to kill five hundred thousand Iraqi's and one bicycle repair man."
"No way!" says the man, "Why would you kill a bicycle repair man?"
Bush then smacks Rumsfeld on the arm and says "See, I told you no one would care about five hundred thousand dead Iraqis!"
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