Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Little Johnny in Biology Class

In biology class, the teacher draws a cucumber on the board: "Children, could someone tell me what this is?"

Little Johnny raises his hand: "It's a cock, Teacher!" The teacher bursts into tears and runs out.

In a minute the principal bursts in: "Alright, what did you do now? It's something new every day! Yesterday you break a window, and today...," he looks around, "...and today you draw a cock on the blackboard?"

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