Wednesday, July 12, 2006

The Origin of Woman

One day, before God made woman, Adam was looking around the Garden of Eden and he saw all the creatures with mates.

He asked God if he could have a mate.
"Sure, I can do that." Said God. "What kind of mate would you like?"

Adam replies "I want a mate that is kind and considerate, forgiving, intelligent, and always there for me."
"Well, that'll cost you an arm and a leg." says God.

Adam thinks for a bit and asks "What can I get for a rib?"

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