Rules for Indoor Golf

Rules for Indoor Golf

1.Each player will furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.

2.Course to be played must be approved by the owner of the hole.

3.Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out of the hole.

4.For the most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check the stiffness of the shaft before play begins.

5.Course owners reserve the right to restrict the length of the club to avoid damage to the hole.

6.The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until course owner is satisfied. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again.

7.It is usually considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arriving at the course. The experienced player will normally admire the entire course with special attention paid to well formed bunkers.

8.Players are cautioned not to mention any other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a player's equipment for this reason.

9.Players should assure themselves that their match has been properly scheduled, especially on a different course being played for the first time. Previous players have been known to get irate if they find someone else playing what they considered to be their own private course.

10.Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all times. Some owners may be embarrassed if their course is temporarily under repair and the player is advised to use
tact in this determination. However, advanced players will
find alternate means of play when this is the case.

11.It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.

12.Course owners shall be the sole judge of who is the best player.

13.Players are not permitted to tee off on the back nine without permission of the course owner.

14. If your ball lands in the rough, there may be a multi-stroke penalty.

15. All equipment should be thoroughly cleaned before and after play.

16. At no time may you land any equipment in a water hazard without invitation.


17. A supplemental guide to handicapping may be issued later.


League rules
Adventurous players may establish a private league. Some of the league rules include:


1. Members of the league may elect to play multiple courses in a single round. This is only permitted if all course owners agree.

2. Teams may be established, however tee order is up to the course owner(s).


3. If you are having equipment difficulties, you should allow other league players to continue until your equipment is at playing standard. In league play you may request assistance in equipment maintenance if you choose.

4. If the course owner allows, multiple team member may play any combination of designated holes, simultaneously. However course owner rules must be followed or the offending team member(s) may have their equipment taken out of play and be removed from the league.

5. Protective gear is recommended in single play. It is mandatory in league play.

6. Scoring is optional, however successful player will score every time.

Bill Clinton .. the poet

I did not do it in a car
I did not do it in a bar
I did not do it in the dark
I did not do it in the park
I did not do it on a date
I did not ever fornicate
I did not do it at a dance
I did not do it in her pants
I did not get beyond first base
I did not do it in her face...oh yes he did
I never did it in a bed
If you think that, you've been misled
I did not do it with a groan
I did not do it on the phone
I did not cause her dress to stain
I never boinked Saddam Hussein
I did not do it with a whip
I never fondled Linda Tripp
I never acted really silly
With volunteers like Kathleen Willey
There was one time with Margaret Thatcher
I chased her 'round, but could not catch her
No kinky stuff, not on your life
I wouldn't, even with my wife
And Gennifer Flowers' tale of woes
Was paid for by my right-wing foes
And Paula Jones, and those State Troopers
Are just a bunch of party poopers
I did not ask my friends to lie
I did not hang them out to dry
I did not do it last November
But if I did, I don't remember
I did not do it in the hall
I could have, but I don't recall
I never did it in my study
I never did it with my dog, Buddy
I never did it to Sox, the cat
I might have once...with Arafat
I never did it in a hurry
I never groped Ms. Betty Currie
There was no sex at Arlington
There was no sex on Air Force One
I might have copped a little feel
And then endeavored to conceal
But never did these things so lewd
At least, not ever in the nude
These things to which I have confessed
They do not count, if we stayed dressed
It never happened with cigar
I never dated Mrs. Starr
I did not know this little sin
Would be retold on CNN
I broke some rules my Mama taught me
I tried to hide, but now you've caught me
But I implore, I do beseech
Do not condemn, do not impeach
I might have got a little tail
But never, never did inhale.