Kid Jokes

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?

What did the zero say to the eight?

Nice belt!

Jungle Jokes

What has 6 legs, 3 ears, 4 tusks, and 2 trunks?

An elephant with spare parts

Where do you find most elephants ?

Usually depends on where you left them...

How do you get two Tarzans in the fridge?

You can't, silly. There is only one Tarzan!

Why are there so many elephants running around free in the jungle?

The fridge isn't large enough to hold them all.