What kinda person are you?
VAIN: A person who loves the smell of his own farts
AMIABLE: A person who loves the smell of other people's farts
PROUD: A person who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine
SHY: A person who releases silent farts and then blushes
IMPUDENT: A person who boldly farts out loud and then laughs
UNFORTUNATE: A person who tries awfully hard to fart but shits instead
SCIENTIFIC: A person who farts regularly but is only concerned
about pollution
NERVOUS: A person who stops in the middle of his fart
HONEST: A person who admits he farted but offers good medical reasons
DISHONEST: A person who farts and then blames the dog
FOOLISH: A person who suppresses a fart for hours and hours
THRIFTY: A person who has several good farts in reserve
ANTI-SOCIAL: A person who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy
STRATEGIC: A person who conceals his farts with loud coughing
SADISTIC: A person who farts in bed and then fluffs the cover over his bedmate.
INTELLECTUAL: A person who can determine from the smell of his neighbor's
fart precisely the latest food item consumed.
ATHLETIC: A person who farts at the slightest exertion
MISERABLE: A person who would truly love to, but can't fart at all
SENSITIVE: A person who farts and then starts crying
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