Saturday, September 09, 2006

Ethics Training

Little Johnny Epstein asks his dad about ethics
"Dad, the teacher mentioned a word today: 'ethical.' What does that mean?"

"Well, Johnny, you know that I run a clothing store with my partner, Saul, right?"
"Right."

"Well, if a customer came in and paid $19 for an article, and he handed me a twenty dollar bill, but when I placed it in the register I found out it was two twenty dollar bills that came unstuck..."
"Mm-hmm."

"Well, 'ethical' is whether I tell Saul about it or not."

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