President Bush had a dream. He was visited by the ghosts of three great presidents.

Upon Washington's visit, he asked him "What can I best do to serve my country."
Washington replied "Never tell a lie!"
"Well it's a little late for that" Bush said.

Jefferson came in next. He told him "Listen to the people!!"
Bush shrugged "I don't know about that one either."

He then asked Abraham Lincoln "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln replied--"Go to the theatre !"