A young boy just turning 12 was handed a dollar by his father who told him to take it to the fancy house 3 blocks away and give it to the lady at the door. When she asks what is this for, tell her its your birthday and she will give you the best present ever.
So the young boy headed of with his buck and met a man who had a duck. The man with the duck said I will give you this duck for that buck, so the boy traded the buck for a duck.
When the boy arrived at the fancy house he knocked and was greeted by a lovely young lady. The lady asked what he needed and the young boy replied, Today is my birthday and my father gave me a buck and sent me here for my present. Along the way I met a man and traded my buck this duck because I like this duck more then that old buck.
The lady replied well son come on in and bring the duck. She led him to a room and striped and said, for your birthday you shall receive a fuck but it was to cost a buck, but since you only have a duck it will cost you a duck for a great fuck.
When they were done the lady said that was the best fuck she had had, so she said, I will give you back the duck I took for a fuck if you will give me a fuck for that duck. The boy replied of course i will give you a fuck for that duck.
On the way home the boy met a weird old man who asked what he was doing with a duck and offered the boy a buck if he could fuck his duck. So the boy took the buck and watched the duck get a fuck.
When the boy arrived home his father asked him what he thought of his present and the boy replied At first I was unsure why you gave me a buck but now I am glad you gave me a buck."
The boys father asked him well what did you get for the buck? The boy replied;
I got a duck for buck, a fuck for a duck and a duck for a fuck and a buck for one very fucked up duck.
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