I was comin home one day and a cop pulled me over. When the cop got to my window I asked him if he was writing me a ticket. He just kind of looked at me and then said "YES".
I was like "oh... it's nice of you to give me a ticket to the state trooper party thet you're having". Again he looked at me funny and then said "What?" and I said "The ball! I was just sayin thanks for invinting me to the ball"
The cop stared at me for a second with a half ass confused look on his face and then said "What are you talking about?!
State troopers don't have balls!"
To this I replied "Oh really?! You guys don't?! God your wives must hate that!".
After Saying this, the cop stared at me for a few seconds with a strange twisted up kind of face, then turned around, walked back to his car, got in, and drove off
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