"Mate, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing old baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They're outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes too small - and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya man… you'll have all the babes ya want!"
The following weekend, Patrick hit the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick.
So he went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, "What's wrong now?" "Damn, Mate!" said the lifeguard, "The potato goes in front!!"
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