LOUD SEX:
A wife went to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he makes loud noices"
"My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is."
"The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up!"
QUIET SEX:
Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?"
She glanced at him casually and replied, "You're never home!"
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