Three Drunk Mice

There's 3 mice sitting at a bar having some drinks. They start talking about who's the baddest mouse. So the 3 of them order a doubleshot each of whiskey.

So the first mouse says, "I'm so bad. Every morning when I get up, I go into the cabinet and put a spoonful of rat poison in my coffee and drink it before I go to work at the cheese factory." Then he takes his shot and slams it on the bar.

Then the second mouse says, "That's nothing. I'm so bad, I go around the house and set off mouse traps. As I do benches with the bars with one arm I eat the cheese in them." Then he takes his shot and slams the glass on the table.

The other mouse gets pissed and says, "Fuck this, I don't have time for this shit!" He takes his shot, slams the glass on the table and says, "I've gotta go home and fuck the cat."

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