Q: How do you make a dog meow like a cat?
A: Put him in a deep freezer overnight and then run him through a table saw. Meeeeeeeeooooooowwwwww.
Q: How do you make a cat bark like a dog?
A: Douse him in gasoline and put a match to him. Woooooofff!
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