Musings!

▪ A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.

▪ A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean a mother.

▪ Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

▪ I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.

▪ Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

▪ Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

▪ Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

▪ Without geometry, life is pointless.

▪ When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.

▪ Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.

▪ A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

▪ What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!)

▪ With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

▪ Every calendar's days are numbered.

▪ A lot of money is tainted. It t'aint yours and it t'aint mine.

▪ He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

▪ The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

▪ Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

▪ When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.

▪ Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.